Pick It Up

Shit happens. But would I like to step in it? The answer is NO.

Dear lazy irresponsible brain dead dog walker,
You should be ashamed of yourself. Luckily for me, I missed your best friend's fecal pile by about an inch and a half, but some other poor sap was wearing it for breakfast, while you escaped unscathed!

What I would like to know is what the hell were you thinking, as you stood there casually watching that ripe ol’ turd plop right out of your dog’s derrière, onto the sidewalk of all places? Where, not just dogs, but people walk? Incredible! Keep it up. I dare you. One day, your timing won’t be so sweet.

Sincerely,
Your friendly neighbour down the street.